Pussy Vegans Ruin the World

Normally I would never argue for the Green Movement, but I'll fight bull lefty fire with true conservative fire. Hippies named Jerry, Apple, or Moonbeam all love the Church of Global Warning and cows. They don't love cows like hindus do, but love cows like they love people.

Hippies will argue that cows have rights, but we all know that cows only have one right: THE RIGHT TO BE GRILLED MEDIUM RARE AND SERVED WITH A HELPING OF MASH POTATOES AND CORNBREAD!

This is why hippies are also pussy vegans. Here is a pic of a pussy vegan that pretty much sums up my hatred for them.



Look at this dude. Probably living in his mother's basement smoking that mary jane everyday. I seriously doubt that this vegan pussy has worked a day in his life. Anyway: Vegan pussies don't eat meat. However, vegan pussies believe that cows emit methane and CO2 which causes GLOBAL WARMING . Then they get mad at us meat eating Americans.

WHICH WAY DO YOU WANT IT HIPPIES. YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR POT BROWNIES AND EAT THEM TOO!!!

Real Americans eat meat. We eat the cows that cause global warming. You pussy veganseat plants which turn CO2 into oxygen. YOU ARE EATING THE SOLUTION!!! We try to save the planet, you try to destroy while guilting us hardcore.

Think about that. Who has two thumbs and should shut the hell up? THIS GUY