1) You possess enough guns to properly utilize a large gun rack, just in case someone messed with your "prop-ar-tee" or the government wages a war on its citizens.
2) You own at least one piece of clothing emblazoned with our great nation's flag, because it reaffirms that you are an American citizen.
3) The bald eagle is your favorite animal, for it is an independent creature soaring in the skies as an independent, self-providing creature
4) You have a "Don't Tread on Me" Tattoo, because you don't want the government treading on you and it gives a warning to others not to get too close and infringe on your rights.
5) You possess a beard, for it expresses the pioneering and revolutionary spirit of 1776.
fyi, this dude isn't a lumberjack, he's a logger. Lumberjacks eat flapjacks and get socialized medicine in Quebec.
