With the socialist, fascist regime controlling our country, sometimes I think I'm in Soviet Russia. Then I listen to songs like these and remember why I am PROUD TO BE AMERICAN!
Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Friday, April 9, 2010
The Great Derk Off
The Derka Blog wants to find the Most Derka thing of 2010. That is why we are setting up the Great Derk Off. The blog will be setting up a bracket of the Most AMERICAN THINGS ever!. We have four categories, Most American Media (music/movies/ TV shows etc.), Most American Clothing, Most American Activities, and Most American People. We need 16 suggestions for each category.
Please Email derkaderka1776@gmail.com with your suggestion. At the end of Monday the bracket will be ready to go!
Please Email derkaderka1776@gmail.com with your suggestion. At the end of Monday the bracket will be ready to go!
Monday, April 5, 2010
This is Why We Fight
Patriots,
At times I blog and Twitter warnings and rallying cries, doing my part to stoke the fires of conservatives and freedom, but at times I get burnt out. Sometimes I ask myself what is the point of egging district office windows or cutting gas lines of the families of Democratic Congressmen. But then right before I give up, I remember that I fight my crusade against fascism for the innocent children. I'll be damned if I leave the children an America that is Godless and Tyrannical.
At times I blog and Twitter warnings and rallying cries, doing my part to stoke the fires of conservatives and freedom, but at times I get burnt out. Sometimes I ask myself what is the point of egging district office windows or cutting gas lines of the families of Democratic Congressmen. But then right before I give up, I remember that I fight my crusade against fascism for the innocent children. I'll be damned if I leave the children an America that is Godless and Tyrannical.
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Pussy Vegans Ruin the World
Normally I would never argue for the Green Movement, but I'll fight bull lefty fire with true conservative fire. Hippies named Jerry, Apple, or Moonbeam all love the Church of Global Warning and cows. They don't love cows like hindus do, but love cows like they love people.
Hippies will argue that cows have rights, but we all know that cows only have one right: THE RIGHT TO BE GRILLED MEDIUM RARE AND SERVED WITH A HELPING OF MASH POTATOES AND CORNBREAD!
This is why hippies are also pussy vegans. Here is a pic of a pussy vegan that pretty much sums up my hatred for them.
Look at this dude. Probably living in his mother's basement smoking that mary jane everyday. I seriously doubt that this vegan pussy has worked a day in his life. Anyway: Vegan pussies don't eat meat. However, vegan pussies believe that cows emit methane and CO2 which causes GLOBAL WARMING . Then they get mad at us meat eating Americans.
WHICH WAY DO YOU WANT IT HIPPIES. YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR POT BROWNIES AND EAT THEM TOO!!!
Real Americans eat meat. We eat the cows that cause global warming. You pussy veganseat plants which turn CO2 into oxygen. YOU ARE EATING THE SOLUTION!!! We try to save the planet, you try to destroy while guilting us hardcore.
Think about that. Who has two thumbs and should shut the hell up? THIS GUY
Hippies will argue that cows have rights, but we all know that cows only have one right: THE RIGHT TO BE GRILLED MEDIUM RARE AND SERVED WITH A HELPING OF MASH POTATOES AND CORNBREAD!
This is why hippies are also pussy vegans. Here is a pic of a pussy vegan that pretty much sums up my hatred for them.
Look at this dude. Probably living in his mother's basement smoking that mary jane everyday. I seriously doubt that this vegan pussy has worked a day in his life. Anyway: Vegan pussies don't eat meat. However, vegan pussies believe that cows emit methane and CO2 which causes GLOBAL WARMING . Then they get mad at us meat eating Americans.
WHICH WAY DO YOU WANT IT HIPPIES. YOU CAN'T HAVE YOUR POT BROWNIES AND EAT THEM TOO!!!
Real Americans eat meat. We eat the cows that cause global warming. You pussy veganseat plants which turn CO2 into oxygen. YOU ARE EATING THE SOLUTION!!! We try to save the planet, you try to destroy while guilting us hardcore.
Think about that. Who has two thumbs and should shut the hell up? THIS GUY
No Time to Learn Geography
Friends we are in a war. Not only are we fighting two wars abroad, but we are fighting a war at home. The war on our freedoms! WE ARE FIGHTING SO MY CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN AND GREAT GREAT GRANDCHILDREN WON'T HAVE TO PAY THE BILLS OF TYRANT COMMIES. Friends, since we are so busy fighting our domestic enemy we cannot turn our attention to foreign policy. We got to fix our own house before we fix the rest of the world. I have drawn a quick "spark notes" of the world so you can get an idea of what's going on in the world and then go back to FIGHTING THE ENEMY ABROAD!!!
I Wish Obama was a Muslim
That would mean he'd have to pray to Mecca five times a day, and that's 5 times a day that he's not fucking up the country!!!
Five Signs You're A Patriots
Five Signs You're A Patriot:
1) You possess enough guns to properly utilize a large gun rack, just in case someone messed with your "prop-ar-tee" or the government wages a war on its citizens.
2) You own at least one piece of clothing emblazoned with our great nation's flag, because it reaffirms that you are an American citizen.
3) The bald eagle is your favorite animal, for it is an independent creature soaring in the skies as an independent, self-providing creature
4) You have a "Don't Tread on Me" Tattoo, because you don't want the government treading on you and it gives a warning to others not to get too close and infringe on your rights.
5) You possess a beard, for it expresses the pioneering and revolutionary spirit of 1776.
fyi, this dude isn't a lumberjack, he's a logger. Lumberjacks eat flapjacks and get socialized medicine in Quebec.
1) You possess enough guns to properly utilize a large gun rack, just in case someone messed with your "prop-ar-tee" or the government wages a war on its citizens.
2) You own at least one piece of clothing emblazoned with our great nation's flag, because it reaffirms that you are an American citizen.
3) The bald eagle is your favorite animal, for it is an independent creature soaring in the skies as an independent, self-providing creature
4) You have a "Don't Tread on Me" Tattoo, because you don't want the government treading on you and it gives a warning to others not to get too close and infringe on your rights.
5) You possess a beard, for it expresses the pioneering and revolutionary spirit of 1776.
fyi, this dude isn't a lumberjack, he's a logger. Lumberjacks eat flapjacks and get socialized medicine in Quebec.Mexicans Mexican't Take Our Jobs!
US ENGLISH!
The only way to take back our country is to have everyone SPEAK OUR LANGUAGE...the language of the AMERICAN PEOPLE.
Friday, March 26, 2010
We're Not in Kansas Anymore
There are some people that can wrap themselves in an American flag and claim that they are true Americans but DONT BE FOOLED. These are nothing more than wolves in sheeps clothing. Case in Point these wanna be Patriots
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All though they're "touting" the Red, White, and Blue let's look at their true color . . . .They are of a different color than us Patriots. They are COMMIE RED ON THE INSIDE, bastardizing our flag. Notice the hearts hidden within the stripes of blood and purity. Hearts? WTF are they doing in their. Hearts represent the bleeding hearts who want to redistribute everything from the hard working blue collars to the no good lazy hippie Commies. Then there is the tell tale sign. THE BHO WRITTEN IN THE BLUE FIELD OF HIS COAT. I'm sure this faux-triot would love to have our grand ole flag marked with the sickle and hammer.
O BTW Dorothy, those commie red slippers of yours, if you click them three times you'll end up in a GULAG.
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.All though they're "touting" the Red, White, and Blue let's look at their true color . . . .They are of a different color than us Patriots. They are COMMIE RED ON THE INSIDE, bastardizing our flag. Notice the hearts hidden within the stripes of blood and purity. Hearts? WTF are they doing in their. Hearts represent the bleeding hearts who want to redistribute everything from the hard working blue collars to the no good lazy hippie Commies. Then there is the tell tale sign. THE BHO WRITTEN IN THE BLUE FIELD OF HIS COAT. I'm sure this faux-triot would love to have our grand ole flag marked with the sickle and hammer.
O BTW Dorothy, those commie red slippers of yours, if you click them three times you'll end up in a GULAG.
Patriots of the Day
Found these jewels of liber-tea on Twitter:
michaelfsimone: COMMON SENSE: IS voting for the PERSON u can trust, is qualified & has common sense NOT by a persons party.
MarineReconDad: I LOVE the patriotic and inspiring music played on Conservative talk shows!!!
Jeremycrow4life: We can't let people like @SenJohnMcCain hold us hostage anymore with his "mavericky" Roosevelt Progressive bullcrap!
Don't go along to get along! RESIST Tyranny ! Wake your friends and neighbors up! You are losing your freedom!
Below is "The Crusadin' Commie"...he likes long walks on the beach and the color pink. Definitely a Communist.
Freedom The American Eagle Action Figure
After September 11, 2001, there were many events organized to help raise funds for relief efforts for people in New York City and the Pentagon. The toy industry participated via the numerous special toys created to raise funds for charities and relief funds. One of the toys was Freedom the American Eagle. 
Freedom the American Eagle stands around seven inches tall, but has an imposing sculpt which makes him appear much larger. His wings are semi-spread behind him, adding to his menacing appearance. Articulated at the shoulders (ball joints), elbows, wrists, waist, and hips, Freedom is built more for display value than for play or posing. Both hands are sculpted as fists and either can hold the flag, although the left hand seems more natural for the flag, as his right arm's sculpt lends itself especially well to being a flexed arm showing off muscle.
Buy em' now for the kiddies!
Thursday, March 25, 2010
LIVE FREE OR DIE IN THE LIVE FREE OR DIE STATE
I found a bookmark in my room today from who-knows-where. It was designed to look like a copy of the constitution and told me to "Join the Second American Revolution!" Not only does it encourage me to take up a musket and don a beaver hat, but also gave me some reasons for living in New Hampshire, the "Live Free or Die" state:
Reasons to live in New Hampshire:
- "When you move to New Hampshire, you'll no longer pay sales tax, state income taxes, or state capital gains taxes."
- "In New Hampshire adults choose whether to wear a seat belt or motorcycle helmet."
- "You will have the right to carry openly in New Hampshire, or receive a shall-issue concealed license."
- "New Hampshire is the number one destination for liberty-loving people the world over."
Looks like I'm moving to New Hampshire! LIVE FREE OR DIE!
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Health Care Reform = Reparations for Slavery
Found this on Investors.com in an article titled "Reparations By Way of Health Care Reform" (link is unavailable)
"Still believe in post-racial politics? Read the health care bill. It's affirmative action on steroids, deciding everything from who becomes a doctor to who gets treatment on the basis of skin color. President Obama is on the record as being officially opposed to reparations for slavery. But as with other issues, you have to sift through his eloquent rhetoric and go beyond the teleprompter to get at what he really means."
Lyndon LaRouche: Diva of Derka
To date, I have not witnessed a single person more Derka than the man the left. Lyndon LaRouche somehow manages to combine elements of the Birther movement, the Derkas, far-right European political parties, conspiracy theorists, and the Westboro Baptist Church into one outrageous paradigm of Derka. Coming straight from his Wikipedia page, some people have called him a "cult leader", "fascist", "conspiracy theorist", "anti-Semite", and "racist." While he is not one of these things, he is definitely all of them. You probably have seen his minions of misinformation and fearmongering at your local DC metro stop. They're the ones holding up the "Obama is Hitler" signs and wearing the joker masks. Long story short this guy gets five out of five stars on the Derka rating scale.
Here are a couple derka highlights from his group's website:
-"Why Obama Must Be Impeached"
-"Green Fascism"
-"British for Genocide"
-"Obama is Hitler"
-"Halo 3 is Destroying the United States"
Of course, no diva of derka is without a mentioning of 1776. After browsing around for a few minutes I found further evidence. I'll leave you with some words from the man himself:
"Men and women of other nations have seen proof that the spirit of 1776 is still alive within these United States...The United States of 1776 is not yet fully awakened, but forces within our government and among our citizens are sitting up and rubbing their eyes."
Remembering I'm an American
At times I sometimes forget what I'm fighting for. This song sums up my feelings for this great country and the freedoms and liberties that this great nation provides. STOP BHO GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!!!!
I LIKE TO DRESS LIKE A PATRIOT . . .PT 2
I was thinking about this . . . but then again, bow ties are for liberal white collar wall street toadies who had never had to work a day in their life
I ENDORSE GEORGE HUTCHINS FOR REPRESENTATIVE OF NORTH CAROLINA'S 4TH DISTRICT!
GEORGE HUTCHINS IS ONE OF THE BEST THINGS TO HIT THE CONSERVATIVE MOVEMENT SINCE SARAH PALIN!!! HE IS JUST WHAT WE AMERICANS NEED TO ENSURE THAT OUR GOVERNMENT DOESN'T FALL ANY DEEPER INTO SOCIALISM!! JOIN WITH ME TO FIGHT OBAMA AND THOSE COMMUNISTS IN CONGRESS--VOTE FOR GEORGE HUTCHINS IN THE PRIMARY TO ENSURE THAT OUR CHILDREN AREN'T INDOCTRINATED BY THE RADICAL LEFT ANY FURTHER!!!!! PLEASE VISIT HIS WEBSITE AND PAY PARTICULAR ATTENTION TO THE "WIN THE CULTURE WAR" SECTION--WE NEED MORE PEOPLE LIKE GEORGE HUTCHINS IN CONGRESS TO ENSURE THAT OUR CHILDREN DON'T GROW UP LIKE THOSE NAMBY-PAMBY IMMORAL FOLK IN SAN FRANCISCO. VISIT HTTP://WWW.GEORGEHUTCHINS.COM TO DONATE TO HIS CAMPAIGN NOW!!
I LIKE TO DRESS LIKE A PATRIOT . . .
When I'm out and about at a Tea Party I like to wear me some ANTI-OBAMA clothing. Not only do these clothes clothe me, but they also act as another medium to EXPRESS MY OUTRAGE AT THIS TYRANNICAL GOVERNMENT. For instance, last Saturday in DC there was not only a healthcare/ teaparty protest, but there was an immigration protest, and some hippie peace protest. Rather than carry three separate signs I can have my one sign protesting healthcare while protesting immigration and war with my neat t-shirt and hat!
btw the hat says "I'm Hung like Sadaam."
btw the hat says "I'm Hung like Sadaam."
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